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Эксперимент: Три в одном!
vanmeetin
Образовалось так много ежедневных рубрик, что я решил делать три поста в одном:

Радио:




Старая реклама:

(посмотреть поближе)



Монти-Пайтон, человек с тремя ягодицами:


Стенограмма скетча Монти-Пайтона «A MAN WITH THREE BUTTOCKS»
Впервые показано 12 октября 1969 года. То есть, почти ровно сорок лет назад.


Smart looking and confident announcer sitting at desk.

ANNOUNCER: (E.I) And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks!

Interviewer and Mr. Frampton, in interview studio.

INTERVIEWER: (J.C) I have with me Mr Arthur Frampton who has… Mr. Frampton, I understand that you… er… as it were... have er… well, let me put it another way… I believe, Mr. Frampton that whereas most people have… two… you… you...

FRAMPTON: (T.J) I’m sorry

INTERVIEWER: Ah yes yes, I see. Um, are you quite comfortable?

FRAMPTON: Yes fine thank you

INTERVIEWER: (takes a quick glance at Frampton’s bottom) Mr Frampton, er, vis à vis your... rump.

FRAMPTON: I beg your pardon?

INTERVIEWER: Your rump.

FRAMPTON: What?

INTERVIEWER: Er, your derrière. (Whispers) Posterior. Sit-upon.

FRAMPTON: What's that?

INTERVIEWER: (whispers) Your buttocks.

FRAMPTON: Oh, me bum!

INTERVIEWER: Sshhh! Well now, I understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the region of what you say.

FRAMPTON: I got three cheeks.

INTERVIEWER: Yes, yes, splendid, splendid. Well… we were wondering Mr Frampton, if you… could… see your way clear…

FRAMPTON: (seeing a camera moving round behind him) Here? What’s the camera doing?

INTERVIEWER: Er, notHing, nothing at all sir. We we wereif you could see your way clear… to giving us a quick... a quick… a quick… visual... Mr Frampton, would you take your trousers down.

FRAMPTON: What? (slapping away a hand from off-screen) ‘Ere, get off. I'm not taking me trousers off on television. Who do you think I am?
INTERVIEWER: Please take them down.

FRAMPTON: No!

INTERVIEWER: Just a bit.

FRAMPTON: No!

INTERVIEWER: Now er, ahem… (firmly) Now look here Mr Frampton... it's perfectly easy for somebody just to come along here to the BBC, simply claiming... that they have a bit to spare in the botty department… but the point is Mr. Frampton… our viewers need proof.


FRAMPTON: I've been on Persian Radio ... Get off! Arthur Figgis knows I've got three buttocks.

INTERVIEWER: How?

FRAMPTON: We go cycling together.

(Cut to shot of two men riding tandem. The one behind (G.C) looks down, looks up and exclaims 'strewth '.)

ANNOUNCER: (sitting at desk) And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.

(Interview studio again.)

INTERVIEWER: (J.C) I have with me Mr Arthur Frampton who has… Mr. Frampton, I understand that you… er… as it were... have er… well, let me put it another way… I believe, Mr. Frampton that whereas most people have… didn’t we do this just now?

FRAMPTON: Er ... yes.

INTERVIEWER: Well why didn't you say so?

FRAMPTON: I thought it was the continental version.

Cut back to Announcer
ANNOUNCER: And now for something completely the same - a man with three buttocks. (phone on desk rings - he answers) Hullo? ... Oh, did we. (puts phone down and looks at camera) And now for something completely different. A man with three noses.

OFF SCREEN VOICE: (J.C) He's not here yet!

ANNOUNCER: Two noses?

(Stock shot of audience of Women, applauding. A man (G.C.) flourishes a handkerchief and blows his nose. Then he puts his handkerchief inside his shirt and blows again. Stock shot women applauding again.)

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Эксперимент интересный - только у меня разъехалось в обоих дизайнах =))))

Да, видимо надо вертикально делать - сейчас исправлю.

Да да, я тоже подумала про вертикальное. Так и правда лучше вышло!

Старая реклама оч. клевая. Я пока что еще не в теме рубрик - это что, та самая Виши???

Вполне возможно. Вроде бы стиль тот же самый. Правда здесь они торгуют минералкой. Но за сто с лишним лет можно было и не так перепрофилироваться.
У меня ещё есть реклама Нестле - эти как торговали шоколадом и молочной мукой, так и торгуют :)

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